late night with guy mondo

I don't get to watch SNL very often so I try to catch up with the episodes on the NBC site . What really keeps me coming back, though, are the digital shorts by Andy Samberg. From "The Chronicles of Narnia" and "Dick in a Box" to almost every short he's produced he is the most consistently funny SNL cast member in a long, long time. This is a classic example. Warning to the kiddies: This is the uncensored version and contains bad words and an inflatable dolphin.

Okay, so today was like every other. Nothing special going on, I went to work at the kitchen this morning then to my job as a security guard. Then things went wrong. About 4:25 I go outside with two co-workers as they are leaving work because I wanted to get my nametag and security key that I'd left in my car. I see a car coming up the wrong way on the one-way driveway in front of the building as I'm walking down the drive to the parking lot. This happens often as people think it's a shortcut to Military Road. Usually I just wave them down, explain the situation and they turn around a leave through the lot's exit. Not this guy though. Instead he pulls right up on me and, as I try to sidestep away from his car, he turns slightly towards me at which point I'm yelling for him to stop and I bang my fist on the hood of the car. He finally stops but I then realise I can move because my left foot is under his tire! Then I start yelling, "Get off my foot!" about...