Deal With the Devil
ME: "Hey Kitty..." THE KITTY WITH NO NAME: "Whuddat food?" ME: "It's peanut brittle, you want some?" TKWNN: "Is good food?" ME: "I like it. Do you want some or not?" TKWNN: "Food me!" ME: "Here you evil thing." TKWNN: "This not food! What you eat!" ME: "That is what I'm eating." TKWNN: "Do not want! Pingnud brzzle not food! Want cookie foods!" ME: "You ate all the cookies. Go away!" TKWNN: "Cookies now!" ME: "No cookies." TKWNN: "No good! I put socks in toilet again, okay?"